Best and Worst Strip Club Series:Jaguars Gold Club

Jaguars Gold Club is the premier strip club in El Paso. You will not find hotter strippers, a better atmosphere or a better club to end your night in all of West Texas.

Club layout and lighting

Jaguars calls itself the only “Vegas Style” club in El Paso. While I have not been to all the clubs in El Paso (yet), I can tell you there is a lot of truth in their marketing campaign. There is a large main stage at the back of the club with a huge mirror that lines almost the entire back wall. There are also two smaller stages located near the middle to the left and right sides of the club. No matter what time you hit up Jaguars, you will find hot strippers on all three stages. The lighting is perfect. There is plenty of light on the stages, but it’s dark enough in several areas of the club so you can get a semi-private dance without having to shell out the extra money for the VIP room.

Hotness and attitude of dancers

Jaguars features a wide-variety of dancers, and for the most part all of them are super fucking hot. The dancers at the lower end of the hotness scale would easily be the hottest stripper at many other strip clubs in the area. The attitude of the dancers is where Jaguars diverts from its slogan of being a Vegas style club. Mid-level and upscale Vegas clubs always feature the hottest dancers, but they usually come with a shitty attitude. This has never been my experience at Jaguars. I have always found the dancers to be friendly and not bitchy at all.

Price of overpriced drinks and dances

Lap dances will cost you $20 on the floor and $30 in the VIP room. This is a bit more overpriced than other clubs in the area, but with the hot girls with great attitudes, and several dark corners, $20 is a good deal. The VIP does not have an additional cover charge, so when you pay the additional $10 for a private dance you are getting plenty of bang for your buck (pun intended).

Privateness of the VIP room

The VIP room features several comfortable chairs that are perfect for an intimate dance. The lighting sets the right tone and as I mentioned before, there is no additional cover charge to get access to the VIP area. My only complaint about Jaguars is when the club is busy and the VIP room is getting a lot of action, there is not enough room between the chairs to fully enjoy your private dance. I was in there once and had to sit in a chair right next to another dude. As I was getting my dance, his foot touched mine and that completely ruined the mood for me. Guys, I think we can all agree that if any part of another dude touches us in that situation, we’re done.

The “X” factor

The X Factor of Jaguars is the bouncers. Yup, the bouncers. Usually these dudes are the lame dickheads that stop you from having a good time. Well at Jaguars they stop you from taking it too far, but they don’t do it in a dickish way. This is the only club I have ever been to where the bouncers will check in on you and will go get a dancer you are interested in but has been ignoring your side of the bar.

Jaguars is one of my favorite clubs in the region and I highly recommend a stop if you live or are visiting El Paso.

~Tip

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