What is the official sex to cuddle ratio?

We’re getting to be a close Heavy Hands family here on Facebook. You all seem like a pretty knowledgeable group of people, so I thought we could try to decide something together. Let’s solve some social issues in addition to the MMA stuff. Probably one of the most critical social issues of our time is: what is the official sex to cuddle ratio? Nobody knows for certain. You can talk to 20 different people and get 20 different answers on how long one needs to cuddle after sex. We need to change this lack of information right now. I would like to be the first Facebook Fan group to finally put this issue to rest.

I suggest a good ratio would be 5 minutes of cuddle time per every 30 minutes of sex. That seems fair to me. Come on, do we really need more than 5 minutes of cuddling? That much closeness gets annoying after a while.

Let’s flush this out and do the math. What would that cuddle to sex fraction be? 5/30, but you can reduce that to, like, 2/17 or something like that, right? Now, to get that as a whole number, you divide 2 by 17 and get .117 which we’ll round up to .12. Here’s the proposed formula:

(Minutes of Sex) X (.12) = Minutes of Cuddle Time

Example: 17 X .12 = 2.04

Does that sound like a fair ratio or am I missing something? Maybe we should think about a cuddle ceiling just in case you happen to be lucky enough to have some marathon sex. I would hate to make someone have to cuddle for 63 minutes. How much sex would that be? First one to do that math on that and tell me gets some free Heavy Hands gear.

~Tip