Throwing the Ultimate UFC Watch Party

Written by Tippy
Thursday, 08 April 2010 17:58

After attending the worst fight night watch part ever (read more about that HERE) I decided to throw my own party for this weekend’s Penn/Edgar fight. I think I have a good plan so far and it’s gonna be a rockin’ night. Here’s my guide for throwing the ultimate UFC watch party.

If you don’t have an HD big screen TV you can stop reading because you’re house is not suitable for a party of this magnitude. When I say a HD big screen I’m not talking about one of those ridiculous 4:3 big screens from the 80’s that takes six of your friends to move. I’m talking about at least a 1080i with a 16:9 screen ratio. I like to feel like my violence and porn is happening right there in my living room and this TV will make that happen.

Party shopping list:

  • Assorted chips (tortilla, Ruffles and Baked Lays for those of us watching our figures)
  • Creamland Green Chile Dip (if you’re not from New Mexico when you come visit here and try this stuff you will understand why it is a staple of any event)
  • Three gallons of Jack Daniels
  • A flame thrower
  • A stripper pole (you can’t get this at the grocery store, but you can order one online by clicking HERE They also have a great discussion about picking the right pole that you should read.)

So most of this seems pretty standard for a party except for the stripper pole and the flame thrower…I should probably explain. We all know sometimes the fights can get kinda boring. Most of the time the matchups are pretty kick ass, but every once in a while one really sucks ass. The last thing you want to do is sit around watching a lame fight, so why not get your girlfriend, wife or best friend’s daughter up on the pole for a few minutes to keep the party from dying down. Oh yeah, add that to the list: hot girls.

Eventually these people you invited over to your house are gonna get out of fucking control and it’s time for them to go home. I guess you could ask them to leave nicely, but they’re gonna be all hopped up on testosterone, naked girls and three gallons of Jack Daniels. That’s where the flame thrower comes in handy. I have not yet tried this myself, but a flame thrower works wonders in clearing out the riff raff in Call of Duty, World at War.

I hope you’re party works out for you this weekend. And if you find a place to get a good used flame thrower, please let me know. That’s the last thing on my list to make my party a hit.

~Tip