"...It makes you feel like a fascist dictator without having to kill anybody.”
Do you think when all those nerdy scientists were inventing the Internet back in the 1970’s they knew it would evolve into the best place in the world to look at pictures of hot girls? I’m gonna go with yes. I bet within two minutes of the first two computers being linked together, the male scientists were trying to figure out how to send a dirty picture while the female scientists sat back and rolled their eyes at them.
If you think about it, we owe a debt of gratitude to hot girls for many of our technological advancements. Hot girls are like the Tang of the Internet. The following technological advances were invented to help us share photos of hot girls:
- Scanners
- Email
- Digital Cameras
- Cell Phone Cameras
Ok, it might be a bit of a stretch to say they were invented for the sole purpose of sending naughty photos to our friends, but I guarantee the idea was in the back of the minds of every scientist who worked on this stuff. It’s not just the men I’m talking about here. I know that women do the same thing. Instead of giving you a longwinded justification of why women indulge in this behavior as well, I’ll leave the explanation to my good friend Rachel.
Rachel says: “I guess every girl, in some way or another, just wants to out-hot a hot girl. It makes you feel like a fascist dictator without having to kill anybody.”
It’s this sharing of hotness that makes the Knockout Girl of the Month my favorite feature of the Heavy Hands site. That’s saying a lot because I am a huge egomaniac and I love re-reading my own blogs to help me boost my confidence and validate my feelings…maybe it’s because my father never really loved me. But that’s probably a discussion I should have with a therapist and not all of you. Anyway, every month we’re gonna have our fans pick the next Knockout Girl of the Month. I already have my favorite picked out, but I won’t say who it is yet because I don’t want to sway the votes. You have until Thursday, April 15th to vote on the Knockout Girl of the Month for May. Just click the Knockout Girl of the Month link at the top of the page.
By doing so, you’re not only helping us pick the hottest girl to represent Heavy Hands, you’re also helping an aspiring model book a great modeling gig and show off her sex appeal. Most importantly, though, you get to look at hot girls. It is win-win-win for all of us.
If you have not seen her yet, you should go check out the photos of Lauren Hallen, our April Knockout Girl of the Month.
~Tip