How it works

Welcome to the Heavy Hands blog

If you stumbled on this site looking for social commentary on the national healthcare debate or if you want to gain insight into the socioeconomic crisis that led to the fall of the former Soviet Union, then you're in the wrong fucking place. We blog about shit that is actually fucking interesting.

We're an apparel company that caters to MMA fans. We're into the same shit you're into: hot girls who like to show us their naked parts, tattoos, loud music, fast fucking cars, dangerous motorcycles, watching two grown men beat the fuck out of each other and a fundamental need for debauchery and skullduggery.

Speaking of hot girls who like to show us their naked parts, have you checked out the Knockout of the Month section yet? Of course you have. I guess that's my own arrogance believing that reading my lame commentary is a better choice than looking at Katie Danzer, our smoking hot March Knockout of the Month.  Just in case you haven't seen her yet, here's what you need to do: go get some Kleenex and lotion (I prefer Jergens myself) and click on the Knockout of the Month tab.  But come back here afterwards so I can tell you how this is gonna work.

Welcome back, sicko.

Here's how it's gonna work. Each month we are gonna let you pick the next Knockout Girl of the Month.  That's it...you get on the internet, look at a bunch of pictures of hot girls and vote on them.  Fuck, you were probably gonna do that anyway.  We're also asking all of you lovely ladies to submit your pictures to become the next Knockout Girl of the Month.  So if your friend, wife, sister or daughter would like a chance to be featured on our site, make sure you have her send us her photos.

Finally, we also want to hear from you. Create a profile and check out our message boards, write your own blog, start your own topic and do whatever the fuck you want. I really don't care. While you're online go add us as a Facebook friend and follow us on Twitter.

We got a lot of fucking fun shit planned for this blog so I hope you check back often.

~ Tip